The Start...

The story starts with They.

I told They yesterday that I wanted to start writing a blog. As they were They, they were pretty supportive of the idea. They said that they would even guide me. But all this in lieu of the fact that I don't write about Them. (Now I am confused whether this mention of Them would be considered by them (I mean They) as a mention of Them).

Now for a fact I know that They don't like Them. They told me that the disaccord between them (Not Them) arised when people started calling They 'Them' and Them 'They' which supposedly hurt their sentiments. When I tried explaining that it was all a play of the English language they told me that I was either with them or Them.(This frankly confused the hell out of me.) So to make things amiable I told They that I was with them. Now this for some reason pissed them off and They called me a "traitor". They asked me to think again and asked me who I was with. Wondering why They are asking me this again, I emphatically emphasised that I was with them. At which They called me a "traitor" again, which I thought was frightfully wrong of them and so I mentioned it to them. They told me that I was insensitive to call them 'Them'. So I tried to explain how 'they' becomes 'them' which they considered atrocious and thence called me a chump. At this point of time I got fed of them and Them too so I decided to stop writing about them.

So I must admit that it was quite suprising to see They ready to help me today inspite of the fact that I had told They that I was sick of them and would not write about them. Things suprisingly become much more amiable (to my annoyance) when I tried to tell them it wasn't they (as in Them) who were at fault but them (as in They) themselves who were at fault. 

Unfortunately with this I must come to an end as I must acquaint myself better with the lives and History (hopefully not Civics) of them and they. And by the way They ask me to remind you not to call them, I am sorry, They Them again!